The Guitar enthu

I bought a guitar in December 2008 to learn playing guitar. I thought one day i will b playing guitar like Satriani, Gilbert, Petrucci, Vai, Malmsteen or at least Hetfield! in d beginning i started 2 practice around 1 hr per day but after some time its lessened because of many reasons like studies etc...
sometimes i feel like instead f Indian Institute of Technology I should b in Institute of Guitar Technology!!! the only diff would be, i will have degree in Audio engg. & Guitar Design instead f simply having a degree in Engg. n Design! :P

d main reason i wanted 2 learn playing guitar r following(u can gt it 4m uncyclopedia)!
just b careful while reading!!!

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 1$ for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers (eight, if you use both hands) at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to #your# liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it
22. Guitars are turned on by you
23. Guitars don't complain about how bad you are at playing a Guitar
24. Fat guitars aren't men they're basses
25. Playing a guitar is fun no matter how old you are.
26. Guitars only have one input
27. guitars don't have control over your every action to the point of you being their pet (noodle)


i think after reading this post u must be feeling like learning to PLAY guitar. :P